The first time I ever drank I publicly accused someone of having STDs and dumped a drink on them and I'm sorry to say that I haven't gotten much better since
The first and last time I was drunk was a hot mess. I didn't know what vodka was exactly (I thought it was the weakest of all beverages ) and I skulled a glass and a half basically undiluted. It ended in me screaming jesus was a c*nt and graffitying/ripping out pages of the hotel room bible while laughing hysterically
I pulled a girl down almost an entire flight of stairs because she and I liked the same guy. We were both BLASTED and at one point of the night she was like to the guy "hold my hand" he said no and then I was like "no hold MY hand" and he wouldn't hold mine either so her and I ended up holding hands for like 10 minutes in the midst of our fighting