Never released as a singel, never was there a video filmed, never was there even the lunacy of a 'buzz' singel. Yet it peaked at #3 and sells and sells to the present-day. Until one of yall ******s can provide a receipt of something else, this is the UK's most successful album track of all time.
Our Version of Events spent more weeks in the Top 10 AND more weeks in the Top 40 than Adead. She also has more UK #1s, UK Top 10s and a more desirable body figure.
A mess at Adele Emeli Adkins and her Chansey-shaped body being the only female left remaining that could even possibly compare to EmeLORD though. As I reiterate,
Shall we compare the sells of the 21 and My Version of Events era?
The sales of a decaying FAD will always out-do the sales of a GOD in the short-term. Singing about fat rolls and how you sweat when you roll over in bed will never last long.
The top of UK year-end album charts in 2012 and 2013 will tell you this is Emeli's world and Adead is just retaining water weight in it. In 2011 or 1800 or whatever Adead might have been that XXL bitch but she's over. Accept it and waddle on by.
Like...why 
The Female Stevie Wonder.
