Discussion: Dumbest thing you have ever done? - Page 2

jagger88788

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Originally posted by jackcampbell1

Have fun paying the insurance company

I said it was the dumbest thing I'd ever done for a reason sis

Dollas n Diamonds

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Originally posted by Vespertine

Oh Lorde... seventh grade, two major microwave mishaps in just one week.

1) I was making Easy Mac one day and for some reason I absentmindedly put the cheese mix in with the water before I heated it up. I came back a few minutes later to find melted cheesy water EVERYWHERE, leaking out of the microwave, all over the counters, etc.

2) A few days later, I had some pizza in the fridge I wanted to heat up. It was wrapped in tin foil. Normally I just throw pizza in the oven on the same tin foil it was wrapped in... but this time I was lazy and decided to microwave it, but I forgot to take it off the tin foil

Burnt the back of the microwave before I noticed the burning smell.

After both of those, I wasn't allowed to use the microwave for months

I set ramen on fire in my microwave cause i forgot to add water

Jackk

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Originally posted by James_Sunderland

One time my friend needed my number for my project so while in class

Friend: I need your number.
Me: Ok, text me so I can give you my number.
Friend: But I don't I have your number.
Me: Well text me then so I can give you my number.
Friend: I don't have your number though.
Me: WELL TEXT ME THEN!!!

Needless to say this went on for a while until I realized my stupidity.
She remained calm throughout the ordeal. Such a good friend.

SIS

HolierThanThou

Is anyone else waiting for this thread to become another one of those messy sex-confession threads?

Jackk

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Originally posted by jagger88788

I said it was the dumbest thing I'd ever done for a reason sis

Hope you're okay though

ks_dollar

Also today I went to get a pair of socks off the clothes like so I unpegged them, took them off, put them in the peg basket and walked inside with the pegs in my hand lmao

And two nights ago my friend offered me a cigar and I had never really had one before so I took it off him but burned my finger cause I grabbed the firery end

jagger88788

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Originally posted by jackcampbell1

Hope you're okay though

Thanks. I was fine but I was balling my eyes out because it was my first accident and I was traumatized. The girl I hit was fine too until conveniently five months later she miraculously had a bruise.

Gypsy Guy

Got excited for the DWUW video....

Bey_Rihstan

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Originally posted by shanners

Drink my piss(I spit it out so quick *gags*)...

I never peed in bottles ever again...thought it was my water it was dark in my room

Jackk

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Originally posted by ks_dollar

Also today I went to get a pair of socks off the clothes like so I unpegged them, took them off, put them in the peg basket and walked inside with the pegs in my hand lmao

And two nights ago my friend offered me a cigar and I had never really had one before so I took it off him but burned my finger cause I grabbed the firery end

I've done this 2-3 times, omg we can be like twins now

Jackk

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Originally posted by Gypsy Guy

Got excited for the DWUW video....

nnnnn keep waiting baby

jagger88788

Wait no the DUMBEST thing I've ever done was when I met my freakin idol Kesha all I could say to her was "I like your pants"

Jackk

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Originally posted by jagger88788

Wait no the DUMBEST thing I've ever done was when I met my freakin idol Kesha all I could say to her was "I like your pants"

OMG

you are SO lucky, where and how did you meet her? tell me all the details right now

Yzma

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Originally posted by jagger88788

Wait no the DUMBEST thing I've ever done was when I met my freakin idol Kesha all I could say to her was "I like your pants"

jagger88788

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Originally posted by jackcampbell1

OMG

you are SO lucky, where and how did you meet her? tell me all the details right now

Her fansite was offering meet and greets for her tour and they were soooooo damn cheap for M&G like only 90 bucks so I got them and had like four months to prepare. I even practiced a speech declaring how she's helped me, but the moment I was up, I just frooze. She asked for my name and all I said was "I like your pants" and then the lady snapped a pic and security shooed me away. I was so angry at myself

Vespertine

This isn't something I did, but I just remembered one time my friend was trying to figure out what time a certain store was open till. She called 411 to get the store's number, but instead of asking for it, she asked what time 411 was open until

For those outside the US or Canada, 411 is the number you can call for local directories

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Originally posted by Dollas n Diamonds

I set ramen on fire in my microwave cause i forgot to add water

MESS, I once forgot to add water to my Easy Mac! (so many EM mishaps here

) It burned + smelled really bad for days but no fire, damn that's bad

Changes

Yeah add me to the list of forgetting to add water...twice.

Vanitas

One time I was eating Cheetos in the backyard of my house, and there was this really nasty lizard on the floor near the wall. I kept staring at it while eating my cheetos and then it moved away and left a poop on the floor. I don't know WHY but since I was eating the cheetos I just grabbed the poop and put it in my mouth like if it was another cheeto. I immediately noticed what I had done and I spit it out and went to rinse my mouth

James_Sunderland

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Originally posted by Vanitas

One time I was eating Cheetos in the backyard of my house, and there was this really nasty lizard on the floor near the wall. I kept staring at it while eating my cheetos and then it moved away and left a poop on the floor. I don't know WHY but since I was eating the cheetos I just grabbed the poop and put it in my mouth like if it was another cheeto. I immediately noticed what I had done and I spit it out and went to rinse my mouth

Giving me 2 girls 1 cup teas.

Dead.

Jemini

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Originally posted by Vanitas

One time I was eating Cheetos in the backyard of my house, and there was this really nasty lizard on the floor near the wall. I kept staring at it while eating my cheetos and then it moved away and left a poop on the floor. I don't know WHY but since I was eating the cheetos I just grabbed the poop and put it in my mouth like if it was another cheeto. I immediately noticed what I had done and I spit it out and went to rinse my mouth

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