Does your mom have any antics or habits you find funny?

Whenever I visit my mother, there's a few things. She ALWAYS falls asleep during a movie, she always dusts her hands off whenever she's done with an experience ("I'm done with him!" *dusts hands*), and always has veggie chips READY beside her

Not to mention how LONG she takes to get ready to drive! Puts down her purse, checks all the mirrors, gets comfortable, seatbelt, turns car on, checks her phone, sits there for a good 30 secs and starts reversing

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My step mum can like sense what I've cooked in the kitchen when she's not there... like when she was at work one day I made pancakes one day. She came home and asked how they were when hours after I had I cleaned up everything

My mom is absolutely hilarious. Like we'll be watching a movie and she'll make a comment like "run stupid *****". And she's very random and makes up her own words and parodies of songs.

She falls asleep for anything that is watched on TV in the evening.

Can't really think of anything funny, the rest is not. Like you cannot make a joke about her because she will freak out and think you insulted her and start yelling about everything good she's done in her life and everything bad you've done, and will keep yelling the same things over and over non-stop.

My mom used to always be like really laughing hard, then she'd stop suddenly with a dead straight face.

My god mom falls asleep any and everywhere.

My mom always blew the horn in a pattern. So I knew if it was her blowing.