My dog Lexi does this thing where when she lays down and gets all comfortable before going to sleep she moves her head up and down and then sighs really deep and swallows really hard it's so funny I laugh every time.

I don't have a pet, I'm in desperatly need of a cat tho

Poops on my neighbor's lawn.

Girl yes! My neighbor had the nerve to come knocking on my door to tell me to pick up my dogs sh*t (which I never did). Now I purposely go to their lawn and wait until she has to go

Whenever we give our rabbit a grape he picks it up with his mouth and greedily dashes away so no one else can have it

Everything really! <3

my ducks bite my hands but in a cute way (its not cute when i bleed tho)

hides her face with her paws when she sleeps

Our rabbit, Karrot stands up on his hind legs and attempts to hop to no avail. It's hilarious, tho. He also jumps into my lap walks around in a circle and just lays there.

My dog when she's happy to see me, she always needs to carry something in her mouth - she catches toys, shoes etc. She's also making funny faces when she's happy, she puts her ears back, squints her eyes and open her mouth wide, it looks like she's smiling.

Yeah, animal control should take your dog away from you and you should be send to some sort of course where they teach you manners... Picking up your dog's **** is normal, otherwise you should just let him **** in your own garden...
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My cat makes very sweet noises, cuddles a lot, and joins me in bed and in the shower

My dog can open doors including the one that opens the oven.... It's rather irritating really.