You got: Trampled During the Revolution
You will be trampled to death during one of the major violent proletarian uprisings during the coming Revolution. Whether intentionally trampled for your bourgeois sympathies or accidentally trampled because you are sort of a klutz, you will nonetheless be stepped on until you die by thousands of raging workers.
You will be disemboweled by the hook-handed maniac. What starts as an erotic night of steamy pleasures in your lover’s Cadillac on top of Misty Kiss Point turns into purest terror as you are stalked and eventually gutted by the mask-faced maniac who has been terrorizing these parts for years.
at least I'll die being someone's object of desire. JK sounds horrible.
You will be trampled to death during one of the major violent proletarian uprisings during the coming Revolution. Whether intentionally trampled for your bourgeois sympathies or accidentally trampled because you are sort of a klutz, you will nonetheless be stepped on until you die by thousands of raging workers.
You will be disemboweled by the hook-handed maniac. What starts as an erotic night of steamy pleasures in your lover’s Cadillac on top of Misty Kiss Point turns into purest terror as you are stalked and eventually gutted by the mask-faced maniac who has been terrorizing these parts for years.
at least I'll die being someone's object of desire. JK sounds horrible.
You will be crushed after turning, one morning, into a cockroach. Though you will, horrified by your strange transmogrification, hide in your bedroom curtains and in an old shoebox, a member of your family will find you, scream, and reflexively crush you.
You will be devoured by piranhas, a species of omnivorous freshwater fish known for their razor-sharp teeth and insatiable appetite for flesh. Because you will be torn into thousands of tiny, bite-sized pieces, your corpse will not be buried, but years later uncontacted tribespeople will use your bones, found downriver, as part of a spiritual rite, completing the prophesied Amazonian chain of blood.
You will be trampled to death during one of the major violent proletarian uprisings during the coming Revolution. Whether intentionally trampled for your bourgeois sympathies or accidentally trampled because you are sort of a klutz, you will nonetheless be stepped on until you die by thousands of raging workers.
You will be crushed after turning, one morning, into a cockroach. Though you will, horrified by your strange transmogrification, hide in your bedroom curtains and in an old shoebox, a member of your family will find you, scream, and reflexively crush you.
You got: Drowned by Pennywise the Clown
Via akmayhew.com
You will be drowned by Pennywise the Clown, the most common manifestation of the centuries-old evil known among the older generations only as “It”. Pennywise will entice you to peek into a sewer grate or storm drain with promises of balloons, candy, and general merriment, and as soon as you draw near enough, he will drag you down into the sewers, drown you, and add you to his collection of floating children
You will be emtombed and left to die by “your friend”, Montresor. Though you have nothing but good feelings for Montresor, one day, during a party, he will lead you down into the catacombs beneath his estate under the pretense of sampling a rare and delicious desert wine. Once you are intoxicated, Montresor will chain you to a wall and gradually immure you.
You will be disemboweled by the hook-handed maniac. What starts as an erotic night of steamy pleasures in your lover’s Cadillac on top of Misty Kiss Point turns into purest terror as you are stalked and eventually gutted by the mask-faced maniac who has been terrorizing these parts for years.
at least I'll die being someone's object of desire. JK sounds horrible.
Bye @ this Edgar Allan Poe mess.
