Britney Jean getting kicked out of MediaTraffic (Celine Dion + Cher their latest albums have both lasted more weeks on that chart) the same week as Bruce Springsteen tops it. There's something so bittersweet about this.
I wonder how Madonna felt when her 16-year-old daughter Lourdes, asked her not to come to a gala night at New York's Lincoln Centre recently. It must be weird after decades of every event manager in America begging you to show your face at their gig, to suddenly have this cheeky kid who is almost 40 years your junior, begging you not to spoil her street cred by showing up.
Angelina Jolie will understand. Her children, she says resignedly, regard her as a 'dumbass who's no good at computers'. Angelina Jolie – I mean, come on! What hope for the rest of us? "A mum can't be cool from her kid's point of view. Maddox, our oldest, beats me at every video game and is totally disappointed in me. I hope he will watch my films one day, then maybe he'll see his mum isn't totally stupid."
Not AngeliNO being compared to the other veiny hag.
She stole kids so that she could finally find someone who loved her. Too bad, they too hate her.
