In honor of the twentieth season of The Real World approaching, I decided to compile a list of my ten hottest Real Worlders ever. I began watching the show the "Seattle" season, around when I was seven and from the moment Stephen slapped Iris (best. real. world. moment. ever), I've been captivated by the show and have watched every season since then, save Sydney.
So here they are, my ten hottest Real Worlders, with the majority of them girls!
10. Elka
Real World Miami [?]
I didn't even watch the season she was on, maybe on TV when my aunt used to watch, but even then, this girl managed to snag a spot on my countdown with her beauty. I remember her having a decent personality too, though I don't remember her being on any challenges.
9. Steven
Real World Las Vegas
Although he has a douchebag personality, seems like a herb and was a big fat ***** during his season (ZOMGZ! I want her outta here! She threw a knife at me! I. WANT. YOU. OUT.
), all in all I still think he'd be a good ****.
8. Jenn
Real World Denver
I didn't even like the Denver season or its cast, but this chick definitely stood out to me. She had this "I-don't-give-a-****" swagger about her (very ****y of her, looking back at it
) but maintained this cute smile and accessibility that made her all the more charming.
7. Mallory
Real World Paris
WTF was she doing falling in love with that inbred Ace on her season? EWWWW. I thought she was cute and fairly innocent, a la Mandy Moore during her season...that is until I googled for a picture of her and discovered a Sports Illustrated photo. Yeah, gurl.
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6. Kaia
Real World Hawaii
I don't think anybody but me would consider this off-beat standoff-ish chick anything sexy. But she is responsible for one of the best RW quotables ever: "I don't consider my self straight...gay...or bi... I just consider myself pretty!" She was a great contrast from alkie Ruthie and narcisstic ***** Amaya.
5. Robin
Real World San Diego
She had a cute pimple methinks, nice jugs, and was the only breath of fresh air in that visual boner-killer of a cast. The biggest maneater on this count...wait, nevermind.
4. Svetlana
Real World Key West
Isn't she singing now?
Anyway, I loved her during her season. She was so spoiled and Jersey and A | X -esque Gotti Russian, I loved it. We'll see her doing **** soon enough, I bet.
3. Jose
Real World Key West
The first decent looking Hispanic male on the Real World ever. He seemed too reserved during his season, and obviously plucks his eyebrows (
) but he was still hella hella cute. Apparently, he grew up in Brooklyn too so, yeah, brownie points.
2. Johanna
Real World Austin
I lurrrved her accent and loved how cute and indecipherable she was when she got nice, but is she really married to that ****ing ginger troll Wes from her season? What a waste. But I loved how exotic she was compared to the plethora of lily-white country bitches from seasons before and after.
AND FINALLY....
1. Karamo (the one on the left)
Real World Philadelphia
Of course, you're probably saying. I know, I know. He's hot and has the physique of an ancient Greek god, and I'd totally let him have me, but my adoration for this mother****er goes way deeper than just wanting to **** him.
He opened the doors for so many people who'd just seen the media portray gay men as being effeminate and most of the time, white. It probably upset many in the African-American/ minority community that a black man would dare defy stereotypes and in a sense, carve a new niche for all homos that didn't wanna be femme. He faced scrutiny while he was on the show from hard, brolic looking guys who had to look over their shoulders to check if their best bud was up to something, and basically mind****ed everyone who had a set idea on what gay and/or black and/or males SHOULD behave.
If it weren't for him, I'd probably still be repressing my sexuality today.
LEGEND.
