Beyoncé is more global than ever today and she still feels like a non-event Worldwide. I haven't heard any of her new songs yet anywhere.

omg this gif I can't breathe

Death at that shade when more people have watched ...Baby One More Time on YouTube than any Meryl film in theatres

And many haven't heard any Britney songs ever.

(You Drive Me) Crazy: 0, ...Baby One More Time: 0, Boys: 0, Break the Ice: 0, Criminal: 0, Don't Let Me Be the Last to Know: 0, Everytime: 0, From the Bottom of My Broken Heart: 0, Gimme More: 0, I'm a Slave 4 U: 0, I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman: 0, If U Seek Amy: 0, Lucky: 0, Me Against the Music: 0, My Prerogative : 0, Ooh La La: 0, Oops!...I Did It Again: 0, Overprotected: 0, Piece of Me: 0, Radar: 0, Sometimes: 0, Stronger: 0

lmao remember when Beyonce did this and she thought it would shut them up and then they proceeded to in fact ask her lots of questions about the incident. The stuttering>>>>>>

I'll give you success, but Boots finally taught Bey something called non cliche lyrics and melody and Bam she became a semi acclaimed artist

I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. What incident?

Holy ****. Both “The Proposal” and “The Blind Side'' were offered to Julio Roberto first but she declined both. What a dumb bitch. She's worse than Angie.

Long enough to hear a couple songs. It's not like she was hanging out for the holidays.

Mess

Haunted is better than Goat's discography.

I've yet to hear a single BEYONCÉ track anywhere outside of my own iPod, but I have seen "Work Bitch" referenced by heterosexual friends on Facebook and blaring out of the gym. Brinty wins.

Considering he's signed to Roc Nation, a complete unknown, and this is his only major product in the industry, and he's on half of the album, AND he just did an interview saying that they spent a lot of time working on the songs...I think it's safe to say that spent a decent amount of time together.

You listen to something called "Death Cab for Cutie". I think we've established that your taste isn't the most refined.

while Rihanna remains a non factor in the acclaim department. and you're acting like she wasn't one of the most acclaimed artists of the 2000s and 4 didn't make it onto year end albums lists

AMAZE

But she was

This is true.

Shading Death Gods when you listen to Lana Del Rey in 2014. Woo lord.