Gaga wants us to believe the LP was inspired by Marina Abramović, Jeff Koons and Sandro Botticelli; at its best, it sounds like it was creatively directed by RuPaul, Dr. Ruth, and Beavis and Butt-Head.
I think the original is the better song, but since we've had DWUW for so long I really welcome Christina's part. It took some getting used to, but I love the remix.