my breasts can always tell when its raining.

I have many.

Disappointing my parents.

I write short stories and I can draw

my fingers are more flexible than other's fingers i'm so talented

I can put my leg behind my head. ;o

pissing off people

I can stick my whole fist in my mouth. Wanna see?

Eating fish

I can identify the make/model of almost any vehicle at night from a distance by only looking at the shape & arrangement of the head/tail light pattern.

I piss people off.

I keep and accurately record and update a very factual journal about the social politics of my surroundings, namely the people at my school.

I call it The Burn Book.

I can fit my whole fist in my mouth (I'm not quoting Mean Girls, I'm being serious )


My other special talents require you to be 18+ for me to spill

I drink beer faster than any of y'all atrl girls

I clasp my hands together and the air that goes through it when I move them up and down sounds like real farts

I can fit my whole fist in my mouth aswell

i can do this

I'm good at writing songs and I could do a variation of Ciara's Matrix back-bend. I can burp the ABC (though the letter W is hard) and can roll my eyes around really fast.

But that pails in comparison to one of my friends, who can suck his own...