So ... The post after this OP (since I'm too lazy) will start a story using a sentence! The next poster will continue the story with another sentence. And so on... Each post must contain only one sentence continuing the story. You can start a new story anytime I guess .. Idk if this was posted before, but I'm bored and just thought about it. Don't know if people will actually participate, but whatever happens ... Happens ...


ONCE UPON A TIME ....

There was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End!

that became a weiner eating zombie.

Fixed

EDIT: Damn you fixed it already

then they said, Britney Jean is on iTunes, everyone must buy it now.

and all the guys were afraid of him


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I swear I predicted this mess

kiiii

So he ate himself

They thought he would offer BJ's if they bought BJ

and then Lady Gaga came down from the Heavens to destroy you and your favs careers.

Then he said Buy ARTPOP on iTunes and amazon

But he didn't buy ARTPOP, and neither did anyone else in the land

Later that night he bottomed while listening to Kiley.

and he gave no ****s about it.

Then an evil queen decided to have her vengeance, by casting a curse, that would doom her to a different world.

then mother perry came and resurrected him

She checked into rehab

She listened to Unconditionally and resurrected.