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His birth was heralded by a swallow and caused winter to change to spring, a star to illuminate the sky and rainbows to spontaneously appear.
In 1994 he achieved 11 holes-in-one on an 18-hole golf course - on his first try at golf. This was verified by his 17 bodyguards.
According to state media, his suits had become a "global fashion phenomenon". An "unidentified French fashion expert" said: "Kim Jong-il mode, which is now spreading expeditiously worldwide, is something unprecedented in the world's history."
According to the official biography on the North Korean state web site, Kim Jong-il didn't defecate.
