Shampoo
Conditioner
Shave face/trim/Nair/ deal with body hair (when applicable)
Soap
Pumice Stone
Rinse
Think about the Universe (depends on what's going on)
Get wet
Shampoo AND conditioner (I have both in the same bottle cause I'm poor)
Rinse
Face
Rinse
Torso, armpits
Rinse
Dick, balls and inner thighs
Rinse
Rest of lower half
Rinse
Relax and think about stuff
Dry off
Turn on the water
Wait for the water to be warm
Stand under the shower for 10 minutes
Face
Rinse
Start my bathroom concert
Shampoo
Rinse
Body
Rinse
Shampoo again
Rinse
Wrap up concert
GTFO
Walk 15 miles to the water tap.
Pump the water into a bucket.
Carry the bucket of water on my head back to my village.
Sponge self down with water from bucket.
Soap face, hair and body.
Sponge self clean again.
Then I rinse the sponge for my fellow villagers to clean themselves too.
Walk 15 miles to the water tap.
Pump the water into a bucket.
Carry the bucket of water on my head back to my village.
Sponge self down with water from bucket.
Soap face, hair and body.
Sponge self clean again.
Then I rinse the sponge for my fellow villagers to clean themselves too.
MessT!
1. Turn the water on nice & warm
2. Get naked (I got a plan)
3. Get wet
4. Wash body (WAIT, WHY DO I ALWAYS DO THIS FIRST? )
5. Wash hair
6. Wash face
7. Rinse
8. Hop owt
9. Dry off
10. Get dressed