You will need:

• Apple Earphones/Earpods/Earphones from the dollar store

• iPhone/iPod/iPad

Step 1
Connect earphones to audio jack on iDevice

Step 2
Insert earphones into ears

Step 3
Open 'Settings' App on iDevice

Step 4
Tap 'Music' > 'EQ'

Step 5
From the list of EQ options, select 'Hip-Hop'

Step 6
Press home button

Step 7
Open 'Music' App, play music of your choice (probably generic pop music, or indie EDM)

Step 8
Sag your trousers

Step 9
Walk around like your Beats are weighing you down

Step 10 (Optional)
For added effect, draw the 'Beats' logo on with a red sharpie pen

Congratulations, you have obtained the 'Beats by Dr Dre' experience without spending any more than $20! (Ridiculous price of iDevice not included)

You tried

Mess.

Wut is this?

Did you come up with this yourself?

Beats are ****ing stupid anyway. Like, bitches walk around with ratchet ass download files that sound like **** anyway. So congratz, you can hear every low-quality bit of your **** download. merry ****ing christmas

Jealous you're too poor to afford them?

Reported?

Dre I see you