Hm the adapter broke and my laptop ran out of battery, so I launched up good ol Skyfire on the iPhone.
Then I walked over to the other side of the cruise ship so they wouldn't suspect anything coming out of my room and searched up some content discreetly without any HUGE giver-awayers in the url or my Google Deutch terms.
Complications later back in my room when it wouldn't load and I had to refresh the page and ****; at this point I kinda just said yala **** it and went about my way.
Would consider the endeavors worth it, but on Jesus Day nonetheless.