As a Biology major, I could not be stuck in a bio lab for my career. I mean some of it's very interesting, but it's so frustrating and tedious. Just a single gram or ml can **** up an entire experiment... or forgetting to switch your pipetting tips between samples. Too stressful

Resort Management/Administration
I know they aren't the same thing, but I haven't really chosen which path I want to take yet.

a Graphic Designer
I've always dreamed of being hired at a record label + designing album artwork or promotional material, etc.

Work as an attorney in the Art and Fashion division(s) of a 'Big Law' firm.

Maybe work my way up to being a General Counsel for an upper tier fashion company

Start a small business eventually.

a role that lets me travel the World, make a difference, have a sizeable un-depletable bank account, and answer to no one but myself

halfway there

President of the European Union.
My English is nearly flawless, I' sexayyy (get those phans), I'm currently slaying my European Law education like a baws, I am power hungry and I need to save the gheys of Europe of all misery so perhaps one of them sends some custom made Louis Vuitton shoes and I'm irresistable.
yas watch me GURLS

My alternative is to marry Paul George or make a honest man out of Eminem.

They will find your ATRL when they do a thorough background check and say no sir.

I really wanna settle down and get my PhD but I still have like 10 different career paths to try out before doctoring up.

This is why my ass STAYS in grad school.