depends on how much alcohol has been consumed

Edit: Fffffff Just realized what this was referencing.

3+ hours.

I've got to shampoo ma hair.
Condition my hair.
Dye my hair.
Wash it again.
Dry it.
Curl it.
Shave ma junk.
Wash ma hair again.
Fake tan.
Shower again.
Shave again cause it grows back so quickly.
Go to forever 21 and get an outfit, (Steal it of course)
put on a wig.
wax my eyebrows
shave my feet.
Then yeah im done

Depends if I have to wash my hair, if not, around 30 mins.. if yes then an hour or so.

an hour

Drag queen teas

30 minutes.

45 minutes

it depends haha
if i'm almost late.. like 5-10 mins

if im on time i can consume an hour

1 hour tbh.

It's mostly because I'm a slow waker, I lay in bed for like 20 minutes after I should have gotten up.

I never have 2 get ready because i'm always ready

I just realized I missed an opportunity to use "***Flawless".

45 minutes to an hour. If I have to shave or trim some body hair I'll take longer.

More than 45 minutes.

like 2 minutes, im not a fem

Most of the time I don't even make it to the club.

This

Nnnnnnn
Bitch don't judge, we would take shots before we went into the club.