Celeb News: The Simpsons: Gaga is Christ

BadMonster

28 March, Gaga's birthday. They've been known to praise the Queen. When will your fave?

Mr.Marvelous

so threadworthy.

Remmy

I mean, they discovered what we already knew?

Daydream

Keeping it buttoned and keeping it cute.

MM3

WHO ELSE?

Lippy

Gaga?

Mrnoniee

Carrie-is-no-1

Of course, it's either her or

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1866 – Jimmy Ross, Scottish footballer (d. 1902)
1868 – Maxim Gorky, Russian author (d. 1936)
1871 – Willem Mengelberg, Dutch conductor (d. 1951)
1873 – John Geiger, American rower (d. 1956)
1879 – Terence MacSwiney, Irish author, playwright, and politician (d. 1920)
1881 – Martin Sheridan, Irish-American discus thrower and jumper (d. 1918)
1890 – Paul Whiteman, American bandleader and composer (d. 1967)
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1893 – Spyros Skouras, Greek-American businessman (d. 1971)
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1895 – Spencer W. Kimball, American religious leader, 12th President of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (d. 1985)
1897 – Sepp Herberger, German footballer and manager (d. 1977)
1897 – Tillie Voss, American football player (d. 1975)
1899 – Gussie Busch, American businessman (d. 1989)
1899 – Harold B. Lee, American religious leader, 11th President of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (d. 1973)
1899 – Buck Shaw, American football player and coach (d. 1977)
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1902 – Flora Robson, English actress (d. 1984)
1902 – Jaromír Vejvoda, Czech composer (d. 1988)
1903 – Rudolf Serkin, Czech-American pianist (d. 1991)
1903 – Charles Starrett, American actor (d. 1986)
1905 – Pandro S. Berman, American film producer (d. 1996)
1905 – Marlin Perkins, American zoologist and television host (d. 1986)
1906 – Murray Adaskin, Canadian violinist, composer, and conductor (d. 2002)
1907 – Norrey Ford, English author (d. 1985)
1907 – Irving Paul Lazar, American talent agent (d. 1993)
1907 – Lúcia Santos, Portuguese nun and mystic (d. 2005)
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1910 – Frederick Baldwin Adams, Jr., American librarian (d. 2001)
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1910 – Ingrid of Sweden (d. 2000)
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1914 – Kenneth Richard Norris, Australian entomologist (d. 2003)
1915 – Jay Livingston, American singer-songwriter (d. 2001)
1917 – Claude Bertrand, Canadian surgeon
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1921 – Harold Agnew, American physicist (d. 2013)
1921 – Dirk Bogarde, English actor and author (d. 1999)
1921 – Herschel Grynszpan, German assassin of Ernst vom Rath (d. 1960)
1921 – Walter Neugebauer, Croatian-German author (d. 1992)
1922 – Neville Bonner, Australian politician (d. 1999)
1922 – Felice Chiusano, Italian singer (Quartetto Cetra) (d. 1990)
1922 – Joey Maxim, American boxer (d. 2001)
1922 – B. Neminathan, Ceylon politician
1923 – Ike Isaacs, American bassist (d. 1981)
1923 – Thad Jones, American trumpet player and composer (The Thad Jones/Mel Lewis Orchestra) (d. 1986)
1924 – Freddie Bartholomew, English-American actor (d. 1992)
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1925 – Dorothy DeBorba, American actress (d. 2010)
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1927 – Vina Mazumdar, Indian academic and activist (d. 2013)
1928 – Zbigniew Brzezinski, Polish-American geostrategist and politician, 10th United States National Security Advisor
1928 – Alexander Grothendieck, German mathematician
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1931 – Vaino Väljas, Soviet Estonian politician and diplomat
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1934 – Lester R. Brown, American environmentalist, founded the Earth Policy Institute and Worldwatch Institute
1935 – Michael Parkinson, English journalist and author
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1937 – Liz Trotta, American journalist
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1941 – Jim Turner, American football player
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1942 – Daniel Dennett, American philosopher
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1943 – Conchata Ferrell, American actress
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1944 – Rick Barry, American basketball player and sportscaster
1944 – Ken Howard, American actor
1945 – Dan Alon, Israeli fencer
1945 – Björn Hamilton, Swedish politician
1946 – Wubbo Ockels, Dutch physicist and astronaut
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1946 – Alejandro Toledo, Peruvian politician, 48th President of Peru
1947 – John Records Landecker, American radio host
1947 – Greg Thompson, Canadian politician
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1954 – Donald Brown, American pianist
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1957 – Paul Eiding, American voice actor
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1958 – Lou Franceschetti, Canadian ice hockey player
1958 – Curt Hennig, American wrestler, manager, and sportscaster (d. 2003)
1959 – Laura Chinchilla, Costa Rican politician, President of Costa Rica
1959 – Chris Myers, American sportscaster
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1960 – José Maria Neves, Cape Verdeian politician, Prime Minister of Cape Verde
1960 – Éric-Emmanuel Schmitt, French-Belgian author and playwright
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1963 – Jan Masiel, Polish politician
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1968 – Tim Lovejoy, English television host
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1969 – Daniel Laperrière, Canadian ice hockey player and coach
1969 – Brett Ratner, American director and producer
1970 – Michelle Gildernew, Irish politician
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1970 – Jennifer Weiner, American journalist and author
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1971 – Mr. Cheeks, American rapper (The Lost Boyz)
1971 – Christianne Meneses Jacobs, Nicaraguan-American journalist and educator
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1974 – Mark King, English snooker player
1975 – Kate Gosselin, American author
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1975 – Derek Hill, American race car driver
1975 – Richard Kelly, American director, producer, and screenwriter
1975 – Shanna Moakler, American model and actress, Miss USA 1995
1975 – Matt Reis, American soccer player
1976 – Dave Keuning, American singer-songwriter and guitarist (The Killers)
1976 – Talis Kitsing, Estonian kickboxing trainer and politician (d. 2009)
1976 – Rory McAllister, Scottish wrestler
1976 – Chitrangada Singh, Indian actress
1977 – Yuriy Fenin, Ukrainian footballer
1977 – Erik Rasmussen, American ice hockey player
1977 – Lauren Weisberger, American author
1977 – Annie Wersching, American actress
1978 – Último Gladiador, Mexican wrestler
1979 – Crystal Cox, American runner
1979 – Chae Rim, South Korean actress
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1980 – Luke Walton, American basketball player
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1982 – Luis Tejada, Panamanian footballer
1983 – Ryan Ashington, English footballer
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1984 – Christopher Samba, Congolese footballer
1984 – Nikki Sanderson, British actress and model
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1986 – Abuda, Brazilian footballer
1986 – J-Kwon, American rapper
1986 – Lady Gaga, American singer-songwriter, producer, and actress
1986 – Yoon Joon-Soo, South Korean footballer
1986 – Barbora Záhlavová-Strýcová, Czech tennis player
1987 – Yohan Benalouane, French-Tunisian footballer
1987 – Lee Hea-Kang, South Korean footballer
1987 – Kagney Linn Karter, American **** actress
1988 – Patrick Mayer, German footballer
1988 – Ryan Kalish, American baseball player
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Remmy

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie-is-no-1

Of course, it's either her or

But more likely Gaga.

BnPac

Who guys do know Jesus was not actual born in December right? Maybe that's what they were hinting at.

Staryu

Elmo is the true Christ, he died for your sins in a local K-Mart

Temporal

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie-is-no-1

Of course, it's either her or

Right, because it's definitely someone like Alexander Grothendieck, German Mathematician.

They probably just picked a random date at stuck it in the show. Whatever.

Lyrical.

The Monsters need something, I guess.

Carrie-is-no-1

Quote:

Originally posted by ClarksonSlays

Right, because it's definitely someone like Alexander Grothendieck, German Mathematician.

They probably just picked a random date at stuck it in the show. Whatever.

yea, unless there is a source from the producer themselves. This thread is getting banned soon.

Lyrical.

Quote:

Originally posted by Starmie

Elmo is the true Christ, he died for your sins in a local K-Mart

ryanjanuary

tell us something we don't already know

RT Air

No lies spotted

J a y

, love it.

Remmy

Quote:

Originally posted by Starmie

Elmo is the true Christ, he died for your sins in a local K-Mart

ooooooooooooomfg

Kleine

J-kwon

Everybody in the club gettin tipsy