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Breaking News: the Cheng has hit the fan
Reputable, well-known and trustworthy Tulsa journalist Angela Cheng was forced to eat humble pie today; pie that was hairy, factual and fed straight from the horse's mouth. This afternoon/evening/morning, Billboard exec and known Britney Army member
Bill Werde took to known internet forum ATRL to quash allegations of ARTPOP's marketing costing $25m. He was quoted as saying the following:
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Originally posted by Bwerde
Still here 
1. I didnt address the 25m bc it's a ridiculous number made up by a lunatic |
No news as of yet from Ms. Cheng, who was last seen in a local restaurant, leading the fight against
Thanksgiving flab. Stay tuned for further developments.
Bill also took time to curb speculation surrounding his sexuality, following intense accusation from the hungrier members of the forum community.
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Originally posted by Bwerde
3. Married, not gay.
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Rumours of a under-cover truffle shuffle with a nameless ATRL moderator* remain unconfirmed.
Jinzo
Head journalist, ATRL Examiner
* Lipton
