Alison Gold-Chinese food poisoning is more enjoyable than listening to this song.
Summary: This years Rebbeca black comes out with this years Friday. Random Rapper who rhymes completely irrelevant and unrelated words? Check. Autotuned to the max teen girl thinking she is cool? Check. Bad lyrics, song, beat and everything in general? Check. Nothing much more to say about this bad excuse of a song. Dont listen to this, dont say i didnt warn you.
Rating: 0.3/10
#5
Will.I.am- Getting Dumber ( Didnt even have to edit this title )
Summary: Generic. Bad lyrics. Autotuned to the max. Sorry Will, I am just not impressed with your album besides a select few songs.
Rating: 0.5
#4
A$AP Rocky- Wild for the night that i had the guts to record this.
Summary: This is just TOO NOISY!! Its a shame because A$AP is a pretty good rapper at his best but this is just ruined by skrillex. the instrumental really is bad. Since when are alarms and burping forms of music?
My rating: 0.3/10
#3
Rebecca Black- Saturday
Summary: I normally wouldnt put a song like this on my chart simply because its such an improvement from Friday and its actually somewhat berable. Sadly songs are SUPPOSED to be berable. Sorry Rebecca, if you keep improving every song at this rate you might have a semi decent song in the next decade.
My rating: 1/10
#2
Ylvis- The Fox ( What does the fox say )
Summary: This song is plain bad. A cheap attempt to get Gangnam sucess but just ends up looking like a copy of Friday. The chorus is so bad, the random animal noises are cheap and Ylvis is so autotuned that i would rather hear a fox growling than here him sing. The fact this song was a semi hit is scary and makes me lost faith in Humanity. The video is not funny and just seems so try hardish. The bridge makes no sense and its funny because thats the only somewhat bearable part of the song.
My score: 0.1/10
#1
The Worst song of the year and arguably the decade goes too........
Bauerr- Harlem Shake
Summary: Why did this go #1? Why was this recorded? Why was this viral? Why do people find it amusing? Why did Britney Jean underperform? These are all questions i ask myself all the time. The song is DISGUSTING. This song should come with a warning tag because every time you listen to it your IQ drops, although if you think this song is good then you probably dont have much IQ to lose anyway. I am going to end my rant on this horrible excuse for a song by saying. Please dont support this song, dont buy it, dont stream it, ignore its existance.