... i actually thought of that... but shakidrian has been my nickname for years... people did call me shakiraholic @ school only b/c i would visit www.shakiraholics.org/board
a lot...
It's impossible.
Assuming that each song lasts 3 minutes, you would have heard 29'566.365 minutes of Shakira's music in one week, when a week has only 10.080 minutes!