So apparently Taylor Swift's apartment is extremely close to campus, so I was like "If Beyoncé lived there, I would be PERCHED."
Today, I walked in The Pub and they were playing something I was into and I was like, "This *****" and they were so confused, I had to explain it to them. They concluded that it was stupid and that the only acceptable phrase was "This is the ****".
I really try not to use it IRL. I find myself using it WAY too much in non-ATRL social media though.
The other day my friend said something I didn't quite believe. Instead of saying "How do you know?" I simply said "Receipts?" It took me a good few seconds to realize she had no idea what I meant.
I read it so much on here I end up almost slipping up in real life.
I haven't had an awkward moment yet because I'll be like "that's giving me..."(ready to say *insert topic* teas) but quickly switch to a different phrase. I did start a bunch of my friends on no1currtho.
Seller : Bonjour, que puis-je faire pour vous ?
Me: I'm looking for Galaxy Note 3 covers (yes I replied in English, for the kiii)
Seller: Euhm...Note 3 cover....we have over zhere...zhere is ze color yellow, red, euhm...green
Me: Sis, the struggle is real
Seller: What ?
Me: Nevermind, I saw the covers, thanks.
I currently have a habit of "not... (insert topic here) though"
I still say mess a lot too. I wish my friends were down with lingo though, the amount of life I would get daily.
SAME HERE.
I have started saying "what kind of [enter subject here] teas" and I need to stop myself. The lingo is slowly leaking into my life and I hate it.
I was telling my family about the incest cult family that was found here in Australia and I accidentally said, "What kind of The Hills Have Eyes teas?" and as soon as I said it I realised what I had done and there was an awkward silence and then I left the room.
is worth 1000 words.
