So grocery store clean-up crew?

No, you ****. Bagging/cashiering/anything that's not what I do now

I hate my current job.

So stuffing bags into each other to save space + cleaning the cash registers and the buttons?

Pretty much.

Good. Started from the bottom, now you're staying.

Pretty much. I am as unambitious as they get.

At least your position in society matches your position in tha bedroom.

I totally saw that joke coming.

I'm sure that joke isn't the only thing you saw coming.

I don't get it.

You'll never get it anyways. lol

Have you visited Mary Jane Holland today?

I never do. My bussy is as frequently traversed as your flop Best of 2013 thread will be.

No, angel, I have not. But don't be Jealous because I have ***Flawless Rocket that's Blue and all Mine. I'm going to launch myself to Heaven and become the God that I already am on Earth. XO XO.

That's true

Everyone is gonna ditch Rem for me.

Madonna/Gaga teas

Praise BEYONCE

Though it is getting a biT overrated on this site just because its selling well.

Interesting since my 2011 one is one of the most viewed ones of all time. I'm going to be the Catching Fire to my Hunger Games.

Where's yours? Oh wait.. you've never experienced it yet. Newb.

Right. The album is very overrated but there's still some good bops, especially XO. I had it on repeat for a good while and then realized I listened to it 59 times so I immediately stopped.