Hello I am drunk right now, and everyone is asleep, and I gave someone a room to sleep in to have sex, and I am not drinking anymore tonight, but it's late and now I am still drunk so the real question is:

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK AND IT'S FIVE AM AND EVERYONE IS GONE, AND YOU'VE LITERALLY DONE EVERYTHING YOU CAN

It is the week of Finals so maybe that's why no one is around because some people have finals tomorrow, which sucks.

i go on ATRL

Prepare yo'self for that hangover

me too right now, and I am also eating a Ramen noodles from a girl's room that I'm in because I think she's having sex. because she's a little trashy,

lmao when i get drunk i search for the nearest black guy and flirt like mad.

OMGGGG WORK BITCH SOUNDS SO GOOD RIGHT NOWWWWW.
Omg iomg omg omg, i'm so ready and also play Unapologietic by QUEEN RIH.

Go to sleep, you'll need it

Is this a good thing?

Then I go to bed

Hello I am back, I just had a convo and figured out what happened tonight everyone is good. Hello everyone is good.

I'm jealous. But alas, I am sick.

Roll a blunt or something. No "lol I iz so edgy doin drugss" intended, just proposing.

Continue doing that until you're tired and/or sick enough to just fall asleep. Always works for me when I'm having insomnia again.

shame on u