PLEASE BRETHRENz TAKE A SEAT AND LET ME EDUCATE YU BASED ON THE LACK OF KNOWLEDGE DELUSIONAL RESPONSEz.
MARIO IS THE GREATEST MOST LEGENDARY FRANCHISE IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY
HE WEARz A HAT AND MUSTACHE BECUZ IT WAS HARD TO ANIMATE FACIAL AND HAIR EXPRESSIONz
HE WORE BLUE OVERALLz, A RED SHIRT, AND WHITE GLOVEz FOR TECHNICAL ISSUEz
SUPER MARIO BROS. IS THE BEST SELLING VIDEO GAME OF ALL TIME SELLING 30 MILLION IN THE US ALONE
SEGA WAS A JEALOUS BITCH AND CREATED SONIC. THE "ANTI MARIO" BECAUSE SONIC HAD ATTITUDE, SPEED, AND RAN ON BLAST PROCESSING.
NINTENO GAMEz WERE ABOUT CONTENT, SEGA GAMEz WERE ABOUT SPEED
SONY CAME ALONG AND CREATED CRASH TO CALL OUT MARIO
SEGA TRIED TO COMPETE WITH SONYz PLAYSTATION AND THE N64 BUT FLOPPED HARD WITH THE DREAM CAST
SEGA IS MAD IRRELEVANT TILL THIS DAY AND NOT AS POPULAR AS SONY AND NINTENDO
IN THE END, NINTENDO WON THE 16-BIT WAR WITH SEGA AND THEN FOUGHT WITH SONY
SO IN THIS CASE IT LOOKz LIKE MARIO IS DA WINNER AND PRESSED BRETHRENz CAN EAT MY SHlT
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