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"God blew up the twin towers" - Dhipita
In dhipitas recent rolling stone. Interview she reveals that Britney smells like cat piss, along with talking about a few other b-listers
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It’s 9:30am and I am currently sat in the reception London’s Ritz Carlton hotel,
patiently waiting for pop ingenue and all round showbiz darling
Dhipita Gormen to wake up in her extravagant room and be interviewed by me.
It’s just before 11am when she finally appears, her hair perfectly curled
and her makeup brilliantly painted. It’s obvious that she’s been awake for
quite a while. In photographs, Dhipita is usually the vision of
female perfection. In person, well, she isn’t actually all that different.
She greets me with a kiss on the cheek and a delicate hug before sitting down.
RS : Ooh, you smell nice. I like your perfume.
DG : *giggles* Oh, well thank you dear. Its Chanel No. 5. A classy scent.
Whilst talking, Dhipita constantly looks on edge. This could have something
to do with the fact that former Disney starlet and current prostitute Miley
Cyrus has recently threatened to ‘have dhipita shot dead’ on twitter.
I decide to bite the bullet (pun intended) and ask about it all.
RS : You recently had a bit of a conflict with Miley. What was that all actually about?
DG : Well, you know. I’m an eloquate woman. I believe that we as females have the right
to be seen and not heard. You know. I met Miley at an event, it was the iHeart
thingy in Vegas, I believe and it wasn’t that long after she did that performance at
the VMA’s and I just had to confront her about it. She literally ruined so many
childhoods with that performance. She literally enabled the Devil, satan, to infect
the lives of so much of our worlds youth. I couldn’t sit back and watch that. I just
walked right up to her and said ‘Oit, ****. Why you being a *****?’. That little
*****s **** didn’t say anything to my face. She walked off with her gang of nigge*s
and probably sucked them all dry.
Dhipita bursts into a SHOCKING fit of laughter at this point. She turns to her manager.
DG : Please write that down. ‘Sucked them dry’. Please. I want it for a song.
RS : So, after this confrontation, Miley took to twitter to vent about you didn’t she?
DG : Yes. That poor lesbian, short haired **** did *giggles* I’m on form today.
Well, basically she said she was gonna ‘get me blast up by my crew’ so i got scared
and shavved to england, you know.
Dhipita stops to apply some lipgloss. She winks at me.
RS : Has anything else been said between you both since?
DG : Well, no. But I’d just like to let you all know that I did buy bangerz. But
only so I could **** on it.
RS : You defecated on the CD?
DG : Well no. I was silly and I bought it on iTunes and ended up ********
on my iPhone 5s. I wiped it over though. No harm done.
RS : You have a new album coming out, RAINBOW, its your first full length album.
What were the main inspirations behind the record?
DG : Well, you know, the ole’ gays.
RS : Oh, you support the LGBT community?
DG : Not in the slightest. Not at all. I don’t think anything they do is right.
It’s sick. They’re an abomination. What they do is for a man and a woman. Not a man
and a man. It’s Adam and Eve. it’s not Adam and Steve. It’s just wrong.
RS : Well, that’s rather ignorant?
DG : Oh God. Don’t tell me you’re a minge licker…
RS : No. I have an husband and a child.
DG : Thank God. I thought she got you too.
RS : Who got me?
DG : That devil worshipper Lady GAYga. She created the ******s, don’t ya know.
RS : She what?
DG : Yeah. Stefani literally created aids, hiv+ and the gay disease.
I decide to move on. This conversation isn’t going to end well.
RS : So… What are the songs on your album like?
DG : I don’t actually listen to the music very much so I couldn’t tell you my doll.
RS : Oh. You haven’t heard your album?
DG : Listen, babe. I’m rich, I’m blonde and I’m famous. I don’t need to.
RS : You collaborated with Britney Spears on the album. What was that like?
DG : Well, Britneys a darling God bless her. Shes really nice. But shes not all there is she?
She showed up at the studio and she looked really ugly and out of shape and I’m not
being ignorant, and I know she’s famous, but I’m Dhipita. You know? I’m as big as it gets
and I was offended because she literally smelled like cats piss.
RS : What do you think of the song?
DG : Well, I sound good. But I don’t know how I feel about whoevers voice they were using
for Britney this time. *laughs*
RS : You’ve called Britney an icon and an influence before haven’t you?
DG : Yeah, but the truth is the best. She’s a bit of a **** singer isn’t she?
RS : You showed interest in working with Katy Perry for this album, how did that work out?
DG : Well, I liked her. I heard her song ‘Hot N Cold’ and I related because my boiler
was on the blink and the shower kept running hot, then cold. So I liked her. But
a few weeks ago I realized that she made a song about being a **** called ‘I kissed a girl’
so she can shove her ugly face right up her ****** hairy ass in my opinion. Not here for that.
RS : Are there any singers you actually like?
DG : Yes. I’m a big fan of that Susan Boyle girl. Absolutely refreshing and naturally sexy.
She doesn’t rely on gimmicks or sex to sale her music. Fair enough, shes a bit of a munter,
but i’d do her if I had a dick.
RS : You seem to have a good relationship with God..?
DG : Yes I do. We chat sometimes. He’s a kind man. He does whatever I ask him to do.
He blew up the twin towers for me in 2001, but not many people know that. We framed a man
called Osama or something. 2001 was a busy year for me. I took a lot of drugs and stuff.
Dhip smiles at me after this answer. She literally just stands up and walks away, stripping
herself in the process. Afterwards a man, possibly security, definitely sent by Dhipita
walks to me. He hands me a folded note. I open it. It says ‘leave now or die later, xoxo’
and I hurry off.
(KATHERYN LOPEZ)
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