I got a sales job at a Ralph Lauren store in my city. I still work there while I am college. It's a great place and company to work for, and I wholeheartedly recommend it to anyone looking for a retail job.
First job was selling insurance it was awful. But it paid very well.
I work at Express now because I am in school and it has better hrs. Put the pay is ****.
I worked at the Big 5 in my hometown for less than 24 hours in high school. Then I had a paid internship at large publishing house in New York in college. So I guess if those don't count then I've never had a job?