So basically just asking how can i shoplift. I wanna try to steal ARTPOP and maybe some make-up. How can i not get caught? And is it a good idea to hide things in your anus?

Stuff the make up up the inside of your sleeves if it's small. Just walk out with ARTPOP, they won't miss it.

Goodbye

Don't shoplift. Gaga could use the sales

Step 1: have computer history and e-trail proving your intent to shoplift. Make sure it's from an email registered account for officials to track you easier.