Too bad no straight man has ever watched that video.

I was actually a Katy fan first, but drag a bit I guess!

And are you really gonna try and drag award show looks when your fave showed up to one looking like this?

I see Gaga has everybody pressed with her #1 album.

And she's gonna probably have the #1 album in the world too right? Only a global legend.

21. Say Something
65. We Remain

73. Work Bitch
128. Perfume

I wonder how much a Target deal would have helped her. Ahh, well. It's best to let bygones be bygones. One second I'm a success then suddenly the flop is me.

I don't know what any of those are

Let's not jinx the #1 album thing. For all we know a Japanese band might block her from going #1 like with Katy (lol a bit sad one can't go #1 on MediaTraffic after a song like Roar)

This has to be the most embarrassing moment of her career. It's the first time I genuinely felt sorry for her. Truly tragic.

JL, don't you wish Gaga had low Google searches but became known as the best singer in the world and was still relevant, scoring hits and winning awards 40 years from now?

Wait Gag outsold PRIMS WW?

Omg @ Gaga her absolute lowest being better than Katy her peak. Accept it- Katy + Gaga BOTH lose.

Run The World - 200m views
Best Thing I Never Had - 128m views
Love On Top - 110m views
Countdown - 52m views
Video Phone - 49m views
Work Bitch - 48m views

I'm fine with the first week sales. The decline is real and tragic but oh well. I'm more concerned about DWUW having a longer video. This loser keeps on making the same mistakes that have led to this tragic / Reese Witherspoon-sized decline.

Why does she have two dicks tattooed on her shoulders tho?

DWUW is going to be long?

There are several tweets praising her looks in the video that disagree but okay.

Only on ATRL is P!nk considered hotter than Britney.

Maybe now that Gaga fired her manager she'll sign with someone who can send corrupt emails to award committees on her behalf. It's the only way she'll ever win again.

I can't believe Britney Jean will open with higher numbers than ARTPOP!

Also Reese owns the rights to Gone Girl and is producing it. Don't cry too much for her.

Nicole, most of the world don't know Meryl so no, I don't want Gaga to be like her. As impossible as it is, I wish Lady ForbesGa was more like Jolie in the sense that she's the most well known artist in her field. She was pretty close at one point. Sigh.

*plays "If I Could Turn Back Time" by Armenian goddess and Queen of Pop also known as Cher*