Upon reflection we probably should have YASSED a lil bit more.

A mess. I'll leave them to it today. I guess if they tell themselves enough times that Beyoncé is untalented and Rihanna is a legend, maybe one day it'll come true...

We'd have another Pepcé situation on our hands. I'm just glad this is out of her system. Time now to work on her Ray Of Light, her Jagged Little Pill, her Our Version Of Events.

The Fume literally ***** on ARTSTOP. It's 10x better.

Beyonce not releasing is better than releasing something like ARTPOP.

Speaking of bad music, have you noticed how Britney stans love discussing how bad ARTPOP is or how Beyonce needs to release this or that but they've already swept Die Bitch and Shitfume (two bad songs and MASSIVE flops) under the rug? Like you don't see the Britney stan on the previous pages talking about how bad they are anymore. One quick comment like "Work Bitch is bad" to cover themselves and then that's it, under the rug, let's talk Beyonce and Gaga's failures instead lol!

Animals also needs to be swept under the rug. It's such elevator music. How do these people go wild when the song barely has a beat?

The Bound 2 video

Not every damn frame of that trailer being gif-able

Gosh dance has become such a boring genre

But at least I can bop to this

This is soooo desperate

But yeah, don't expect lack of bias from a Britney stan who said her peak was bigger than Angelina's and that more people cared about her than they did about MJ, the Beatles and Marilyn Monroe.

So let's discuss the quality of her recent music. WB and Perfume are colossal commercial failures (the biggest flops of her career so far, coming on the heels of recent flops like Criminal and Ooh La La), but what about the quality?

Work Bitch, her weak attempt to recreate S&S's success, is one beat looped for the entirety of the song while, in Chelsea's words (she ridiculed her on national TV), you bust out laughing when you don't understand whether it's a person, robot or computer who starts "singing."

Perfume, her pathetic attempt to recreate Diamonds' success, is so hilarious that Slant's review basically did nothing but mock her. The entire review was a joke.

Passenger, the Katy Perry reject, is pretty tuneless. I forget how it goes.

Alien, her laughable attempt to have an artistic moment by asking the producer who have Madonna her artistic moment, is OK but also forgettable. How many times will she claim she's releasing her ROL?

?????

Ugleeeeeeeeeees

You never liked Britney's music, so....But Britney Jean doesn't seem to be shaping up as good as BO or ITZ.