UK:

ARTPOP - 65k
MDNA - 56k



The Hag's worst era ever in the UK.
She didn't promote there.
No Top 10 singles.
No album bundled.
March release.

People care about her enough to buy her album. Will Gags even meet the 240k predictions?

Dale, what's the deal with Shakira's new song? I live in an English speaking country now so I don't really keep up with her like I used to.

Thank GOD that ugly bitch finally became a NOBODY. Stupid, jealous and retarded. A novelty act that lasted longer than it should have because of her clueless supporters with 3 brain cells. I think she will kill herself soon. There are people in Interscope already talking some pretty drastic measures, prepare yourselves! Also prepare some razors, monsters.

As a stan I can solemnly swear that nobody has a clue.

She always kinda was hun.

And she will open with much less WW than that old "forgotten" hag. TRAGIC!!

Lookin' good and feelin' fine slay slay slay

That #clapback might've worked if Katy was actually ugly like the toucan-nosed tranny they were obviously referring to.

How could an era as huge as BTW produce such MINUSCULE follow-up results

Why does nobody remember Gargoyle

So wuzz the deal with the 100k of H&M sells.

They don't count towards Billboard, but Queen is making money all the same, yeah? So in terms of actually selling copies to customers she's done (+100k)? So 360k sold and 260k reported? Either way more copies actually shifted than The Basic One.

In an alternate world a good proportion of the H&M sells would have been gotten from elsewhere so would have propelled the reported figure up and above PEREZM anyway. I dun understand the dramatiques.

Kum Perry is talentless, basic and ugly (her mouth without makeup ) but at least she's been able to find success. Beyonce's pet project is talentless, basic and ugly AND unknown/unsuccessful:

There's no way she sold 100k in H&M unless you're talking about WW (still doubtful)

Were they giving the album away?