If a burger was to break into your house, would you be able to defend yourself?

Edit: I meant burglar

I would eat it

EDIT: Oh nevermind

No But I want to really know how to self defence

A week before I was coming from my friend's home and three people on a bike came and showed me Gun and tried to snatch my mobile but I didn't give them and started to walk backwards from them and then a Security Guard saw this and start running to save me and they got scared and they went without my mobile or shooting me . (sorry for my english Im not an English speaker)

only if i knew how to self defense I snatch their gun would beat their ass up .

I wouldn't mind a burger barging in at my house tbh

Were you alone?

Probably

Location: Pakistan


You're in Pakistan?
Go to Darra, buy a tees bore
You can get one for 20,000-25,000 Rs (Chinese)

You can also get one locally made, about 8000 Rs
Yugoslavian is 30000 Rs

I know how to spell defense

What is defence?

"defence"

Defence vs. defense

Defence and defense are different spellings of the same word. Defense is preferred in American English, and defence is preferred in all other main varieties of English, including Australian, British, and Canadian English.

http://grammarist.com/spelling/defence-defense/