This week whenever we discuss anything that's a piece of art (a book, a movie, a TV show, a song) we should clarify the obvious and say that it's art. Try it and see how stupid you sound.
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99. Britney Spears - Perfume (-2)
Someone prepare the "Perfume falls out of the iTunes top 100" thread.
So I thought ARTPOP could easily blow past it's predictions, but honestly I don't even know anymore. At my job (at Target) only about 3 were purchased all day, we still have 2 boxes full behind the electronics counter, and a crate of them in the backroom.
I saw an ad for ArtRave on YouTube. I clicked it and I swear I couldn't get past the 1-minute mark. Every time she said "art" I wanted someone to lash her and split the skin on her back open like in 12YAS.
Remember the iconic scene in The War of the Roses when she says "When I watch you eat. When I see you asleep. When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in"? I feel the same. When I hear her talk. When I listen to her sing. When I see a picture of her. I just want to lash her.
ALL 4 ARE UNDER MY CUSTODY
