Let's say you were swimming in the English channel and then a shark finds you and tried to attack you. What would you do?. You are armed with a pocket knife, matchstick and a copy of ARTPOP.

if I had a cd player, I'd play ARTPOP. Sure that will scare the shark

I would open my mouth and swallow all the water possible and drown. I ain't feeling a shark eating me alive no ma'am.

I would throw ARTPOP at the shark and start swimming towards land assuming I know where it is. I wouldn't need the other items assuming the land isn't an abandoned island.

How would I be swimming while carrying all of these items?

The land is ruled by pirates though and you forgot your work bitch vinyl at home.

Because under water everything is possible

there is a secret pocket in your swimming costume.

This is a trick question.

If I were holding on to a copy of ARTPOP, then no sane shark would attack me and take the risk of swallowing it.

Okay, I would use my knife to defend myself if things get too bad, but I would try to reason with the pirates.

We were never given indication of how deep we were underwater. I assumed we were right on top of it, and the shark would also be relatively close to the top if that was the case.

Play ARTPOP.

Play Work Bitch!

why would I have a copy of ARTPOP in the water?

Underwater headphones, maybe Yuyi the mermaid wanted to borrow it.

Good Gosh Gworl ...
I will never swin in English channel

I'd remove the ARTPOP CD and string it around my neck, like garlic.

That would ward off anything.

I would die in 3 seconds

I'd use my copy of ARTPOP to become the Koons.

Lady Gaga is global..the shark is clearly a stan.

Give it the ARTPOP cd and it lets you swim away unscathed

Besides I wouldn't have any use for the album anyways