Do you fart infront of ur bf?

No, of course not. It's so unnatural.

It's my anus' "erection"

Not just in front of my non-existent bf, but not at all. I've never farted one day in my life.

Well, there was this one time where I farted for a whole hour straight.. I guess it made a big impact because after that, I never tooted again.

Everybody farts. I just make sure to do it private.

I would never fart in front of my gf.

I legit thought you were asking what the title said. LMAO..

But no I try to avoid that...