Have you ever done something so stupid and absent minded that makes you wanna knock your head until it bleeds?

For instance, today my mom had forgotten her phone home and I found it, and since I had my own phone at hand, I TEXT HER telling her she had forgotten her phone............................................. ..................

Any similar stories from you guys?

Looked around the house for my glasses and i had them on the whole time

Looked for my phone whilst I was on a call to someone

I changed my answer to letter C because I had 5 letter A answers in a row

I one time tried putting out a fire with alcohol thinking it would work since it was a liquid. I though I had defied the laws of physics when the fire got bigger.

Paying money to get good monsters on Battle Camp.

I cooked a bunch of bacon and put it in a plastic bag while it was still hot. I put it in my backpack and when I opened it, the bacon melted through the bag and my backpack smelled like bacon for like a month. So many people asked me if I had bacon for them...I was stupid in middle school. Never again

One day I was sleeping in the back of the class , and my teacher saw me .

He called my name and make me stand in front of the boared and he draw a square , and e told me what is that ?
I littelrly was so tired I didn't even noticed it was square , I just kept staring at the boared don't know what to say ,
I ended up kicked out of the class and everyone was laughing @ me ...

I felt so stupid even a kid know what a sqare is

I shot someone.

Makes you realize how fragile human life is in a big way.

Bring pot brownies to school and then getting caught

For real?

My amazing one-two punch with the microwave in 7th grade:

- We had a few slices of pizza in the fridge wrapped in tin foil, and I wanted to heat them up. As my mom was leaving the house, I asked her how long it would take if I used the microwave instead of the oven (lazyyyy) and she told me, and also said "make sure you take it off the tin foil" but I thought she told me to keep it ON the tin foil Left a nice little scorch mark inside the microwave...

- The next day I was making Easy Mac, and I absent-mindedly added the water AND cheese mix before I heated it up. ****ing. cheese. ****ing. EVERYWHERE


I wasn't allowed to use any kitchen appliance for a few months after that

Looking for something while i was holding it.
Almost said Hitler instead of Einstein.
Forgot to delete my history after watching ****.

Telling my elementary school crush how I felt about him. It was a total MESS.

Also, my mom asked me to take her car out of the garage when I was 13. Once I started the car, I took my foot off the brakes, which is what my mom told me not to do. The car went back a little fast, and my mom screamed at me. I hesitated and jammed on the gas petal (). My dad was about 50 feet away washing his car, and had to jump out of the way. I hit one of our trees, and my mom jerked the stick shift to parking. Thank god that's all I hit

That explains why I'm still not driving yet

Oh sis, I do that all the time. I mean it really is common sense though if you think about it. There's such a low chance of the person who made the test putting so many C answers in a row. Unless its computer generated, or you're really unlucky.

Or maybe my logic is just dumb and therefore perfect for this thread.

I let a guy who I didnt like at the time (he flirted me tho) take pics and film me being naked and all.. I even *** OMG that was 4 years ago when I was 15 now I do regret it.. just imagine when they leak and I WANNA BE A STAR