One day, Lady Gaga ate too much food that she had to skip the early recording sessions at the studio, and instead, stay all day in the bathroom taking ****.
She took a magazine, a cute monster puppet and a ***** into the bathroom with her, and while she was sitting on the toilet seat, she started reading the magazine.
It was an article about Madonna and how she influenced pop music, the word "pop music" was mentioned a hundred time in that article, Gaga kept it in her head all the time and she kept saying "pop music, pop music...", at the same time, she was consumed by envy and jealously, all because of the success Madonna made in her career, and because of the rip off and style stealing accusations Gaga was handling over the past three years.
Suddenly, a strong farting came out of the blue, just like that. Gaga farted so strong that her farting had an eclectic sound, it had this distinctive sound of it, something sounded so good, better than everything she done in her career so far.
But that was just the beginning; as soon as she finished reading the article, her **** was on its way to get out, but poor Gaga was struggling; she kept pushing it hard, so hard that she kept screaming: "Pop out, you dirty little ****! Pop out you mother****er!". And due to her addiction to this word "pop" several times, and regarding the fact that her farting still influenced her in a fart-ish way, she created the word "Fartpop", but choose at the end of the matter its alternative: "Artpop" as she thought that her fans or music industry wouldn't accept such funny sounding word as Fartpop.
