Katy Perry is the downes syndrome girl that wins prom. Sure she "thinks(cough,cough) she's happy now and people cheered for her but deep down everyone around her knows that the brain cells will continue to decrease until she can't even pick up a microphone. People pity her enough to donate 1.29 a month to the cause but never more than that! As the end nears, her family will realize that the few coins she gets weekly in "writing"(cough, cough) royalties won't be enough to sustain her life on the feeding tube so they decide to create a $500 scholarship at the local community college in her memory. As her last brain cell dies she will rock herself in the fetal position chanting "I had 9 number ones, I had 8 number ones, I had 7 number ones... I have none"
And then it dies, the end!
Teenage dream over!
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Originally posted by Whatevaaaaa
Katy's downes syndrome ass probably thought she came up with the first good idea of her career; let's break up with Russel and use that to make a real dark and "heart-felt" album. Capitol quickly shut that hoe down because they knew no one, gave a **** about Katy's failed courtship except for poor Russel Brand who still has to scrub the abscess of his dick every morning. Maybe next era!
WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY AM I CRYING omg im gonna ****ing piss myself
Katy Perry is the downes syndrome girl that wins prom. Sure she "thinks(cough,cough) she's happy now and people cheered for her but deep down everyone around her knows that the brain cells will continue to decrease until she can't even pick up a microphone. People pity her enough to donate 1.29 a month to the cause but never more than that! As the end nears, her family will realize that the few coins she gets weekly in "writing"(cough, cough) royalties won't be enough to sustain her life on the feeding tube so they decide to create a $500 scholarship at the local community college in her memory. As her last brain cell dies she will rock herself in the fetal position chanting "I had 9 number ones, I had 8 number ones, I had 7 number ones... I have none"
And then it dies, the end!
Teenage dream over!
yeah hun, return to the writing camp and compose a new one. we'll be waiting.
Gaga is really floundering It's almost to the point where it is actually sad.
who would have known her descent from the top with be this rapid? Her ego is just too big. A big ego can be tolerated if you have the talent to back it up (e.g. Kanye), but it's obvious now that she doesn't. I think she is unknowingly sabotaging her own career by surrounding herself with yes-men and getting rid of people who (rightly) say no to her. Now she can't live up to the hype she created for herself.
"when the driver - I think it was Katy, it was definitely a woman with dark hair - realized the child was reasonably unharmed, she put the truck into reverse and did it again " one witness described in tears. it is believed the truck hit the child 6 times before he was taken to intensive care.
I bet that kid was wearing something that identified him as LGBT. Homophobic ****!
Gaga is really floundering It's almost to the point where it is actually sad.
who would have known her descent from the top with be this rapid? Her ego is just too big. A big ego can be tolerated if you have the talent to back it up (e.g. Kanye), but it's obvious now that she doesn't. I think she is unknowingly sabotaging her own career by surrounding herself with yes-men and getting rid of people who (rightly) say no to her. Now she can't live up to the hype she created for herself.
At least her rise to the top was incredible and life-changing and not exhausted like Belly after a flight of stairs!
And her "decline" was graceful and not rapid like Belly's new album will be when it crashes down the charts into oblivion.
Gaga is really floundering It's almost to the point where it is actually sad.
who would have known her descent from the top with be this rapid? Her ego is just too big. A big ego can be tolerated if you have the talent to back it up (e.g. Kanye), but it's obvious now that she doesn't. I think she is unknowingly sabotaging her own career by surrounding herself with yes-men and getting rid of people who (rightly) say no to her. Now she can't live up to the hype she created for herself.
much like Kelly's ass when she gets to her seat at the buffet
As a Kelly stan you should be more compassionate, Kelly had a great era to launch her career, then an amazing peak era, then she released Never Again and she instantly became irrelevant. That's just how it goes in pop music. Let's hope Gaga will learn from her mistakes, and won't be like Kelly who has been releasing the same song over and over for the past ten years.
much like Kelly's ass when she gets to her seat at the buffet
I don't get your joke don't people normally stand at a buffet? Or are you saying she is so fat that she literally sits at the buffet line and gorges?
also you guys are hilariously predictable with the fat jokes while avoiding addressing what I said about Gaga. I guess that in itself says more than you could have said with words...
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don't people normally stand at a buffet? Or are you saying she is so fat that she literally sits at the buffet line and gorges?
