What even with this mess of a thread...
I have an idea, who cares what Gaga's sexual orientation is? It's none of any of our business and no one here knows her personally, so how about we stop assuming she's lying about it?
Also yeah I don't get the whole "bi people don't exist!" attitude. Any time a person comes out as bi they are straight and lying or gay and "not completely out of the closet." Grow up.