Long story but diffently fun to tell
Pardon my spelling and grammar i was in a rush
ok chris picks me up from class one day and he was like i promised mark i would come over and hang with him since i have not seen him in a while
l i get to meet one of his friend we get over to his house and **** and we all hanging out just chilling mark was like hey chris i happen to have a joint dude want to go out and smokehe was like nah my girl is here i dont know i told him we all adults here i should go outnot a big deal chris tells his friend i meet you out side i need to tell saba something he gently grabs me and tell me it cool you hanging with us but i dont want you to smoke weed not something i want my girl doing
so i agree and we go out side and every one is smoking and his friend offers me soome knowing it my first time i look at chris keeping my promise and say nah dear i am good his friend kind of catching on chris had said somethibng to me earlier anyways he asks me again and i refuse it and he like why do you keep looking at chris seeing i am one to keep my promise i tell him i know you dont want me to do this but i am a little curious the only problem is i dont know how to inhale so his friend shows me and i takea small puff almost swalloing the thing chris looks really annoyed with me (since he is quite protective of me) but he like i think you should sit down on the chair till we are done i like ok so anyways his friend presses me to try again and that when chris really gets annoyed and says i want you to go the hell inside and stay there till we are done
Anyways i go inside and they finish up and come in side at this point i have the serious case of the munchies and want something to eat chris offers to go out and get everyone some douvble cheese burgers and i tell him to get some fries and lots of them
he comes back and we all sitting at the table ready to eat and chris has to make a phone call a quick one so i am like we should wait being polite he like nah go ahead with out me i be there in a secondso i open my sandwhich and swallow it in like 3 bites
his two friends had harly taken their first but chris comes back and was like saba why are you hiding your sandwhich and i go what do you mean dear he like what happen to it. i show him the wrapper and smiled and said i ate ithe was like you did not eat it dear you swallowed it whole damn women i was just gone for 30 seconds
i thank him for the sandwhich and i get up to throw my trash away
he like what about your fries i am like i am kind of full he like you dont freaking say lol but i got the fries for you so i am ok dear i eat them he hands me some fries and i kindly as for a packet of ketsup lol was like are you going to swallow the packet of ketchup too while your at it i like eww chris that is gross if it was a packet of mustard i might
anyways i am delicetly eating on my fries and he nudges his friend ricky and was like dude look at her eating her fries all delicetly and he like why are you eating your fries like that i am suprised you have not stuffed them in your mouh i am am like nah dear i do have manners and he was like oh my bad just not when u are swalloing your sandwhich. This whole time i am laughing at every thing he is saying i finish up eating and i ask to be excused and i go to the couch his friend keeps staring at me and he like look at your girl she is totally zoned out of they all start laughing i am trying to keep my eyes away and chris saying you look tired dear go take a nap i was like nah i am good anyways i decided to watch some tv and right in the middle i doze off with my drink in my hand
when i wake up he was before i leave his friend mark was like your girl is a blast to hang out with. His friend ricky who chris made a pact with to call when ever i am drunk was like she much more fun when she drunk and i coyl say that would be a lethal combination and everyone starts laughing then i leave with chris and he was like why did you smoke pot when i asked you too i was like i like i though we going to hang out and smoke weed and i thought you wanted me to he like nah dear i never wanted you to smoke i dont want my girl doing that stuff and getting involved in it he made me promise that i wont do it again and i agreed but it made for a funny story
