Ke$ha is preparing for the second season of "My Crazy Beautiful Life," by continuing to spew bizarre comments about genitals and the supernatural on late-night television. Earlier this week, she sat down with Jimmy Kimmel, to let the audience know that one of the episodes will include an exorcism, on account of a "ghost that haunts [her] vagina." In an attempt to ready ourselves for the insanity, we've rounded up Ke$ha's 13 most absurd beliefs about the world.

1.It is okay to pee in the street ...



... and to then drink that same pee.


Beards are Edible


Bras and headdresses ought to be made out of human teeth.


*****s can be great boyfriends.


And ghosts can be great lovers ...but sometimes they haunt your body


She was born with a tail, but it was brutally chopped off and stolen.


It is sexy and cool to publicly electrocute your vagina.


Earrings should be shaped like penises.


She was both "a dude" and "a warrior princess" in past lives.


Fellatio should be practiced on cannolis.


And Jack Daniels is an acceptable substitute for toothpaste.



yes huffington post just made an article about this


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Originally posted by genetic fail How about her belief that generic songs can still smash?! Oh wait that was Dr. Luke's!!!

Originally posted by genetic fail How about her belief that generic songs can still smash?! Oh wait that was Dr. Luke's!!!

Originally posted by bringhimdowndown Dr Luke had Wrecking Ball and Roar this year. Don't lay the blame all on him.

Originally posted by gloamingtheplain Katy and Miley get to release more than just party songs though I don't believe Ke$ha is even allowed to have a Wrecking Ball or Roar She made her own video for Animal and he still wouldn't let her release a ballad Who else is to blame?