So I was talking to some people today and apparently there might be a zombie apocalypse (technically an "infected" apocalypse since apparently the whole undead thing is just not gonna happen). Anyways, even in the case that there isn't a zombie apocalypse, these guys say there will probably be a collapse of government and society, or a war that leaves everything in ruins, or a meteor strike that causes widespread chaos, etc, etc, you get the picture.


So, what are you gonna do?


Personally I will not be "heading out to the woods" or something, I'm staying right here I'd probably go around packing up neighbour's food and stuff after fortifying my residence.

Firearms-wise it's pretty basic No high-tech assault rifles here, just a few bolt-action rifles, a riot shotgun, a few .45 handguns.




In terms of other weapons it's a bit better, there are a fair amount of blades here a few machetes of varying quality, a few axes, a wakizashi, lots of knives.









However tbh I'm most worried about music it's mostly all on my computer, and some on CDs. Somehow I don't think I'll have electricity in a post-apocalyptic situation.

Have any of you thought about this? Seriously. I will DIE without access to my fave music. And there's not going to be any new music coming out either. I'm thinking about investing in one of those hand-cranked generators tbh...

Y'all welcome to stay with me during the zombie invasion / meteorite strike / social collapse btw.

please tell me youre going to school to get a proper education. fight on navy

Irrelevant #haaa

I hope some of my good peeps are preparing for these contengincies, or however you spell it.. no answers yet though?

jhhhhk

Noooo you're so right, no new music that will be the worse torture of all. Can I stay with you? I'm gonna be a mess by myself killing anything that moves... I have dogs, can I take them with me? I'll bring some food and some heavy weaponry

If it's heavy you're carrying it yow. I like dogs as long as they like dogs, I will be collecting stray cats and dogs I see tbh.

The lack of music though maybe I'd have to make my own, I could smash

I actually think about this situation more than I should Well first I’d gather a wide variety of handheld weaponry including, two machetes, a mace, a bow/arrow, and a pistol(not here for the big guns tbh)



My next plan is do grab a generator or two for power, and load up on gas.
I’ll then make my way to a remote location with my pug(assuming the infection doesn’t affect animals), and teach myself the art of hand-to-hand combat through youtube training videos and meditation.

Once I have learned a sufficient amount of defense mechanisms, I will move on to my biggest task.

Finding this mutha****ing car:


Once I’ve found it, me and my pooch will kick ass and ride around in style simultaneously until the day I die.

Questions?

Laught at people who believe a zombie apocalypse is what's happening.

In the first post I specifically said it wouldn't be zombies. More like a rage virus probably. Do you ever wonder why the government just mysteriously "shut down"? Could be linked to this...

Here are a couple zombie survival tools I want to get in the near future:

Spyderco Calypso limited edition, $150-200


K Minus 1, $60-90


SVT40


Leopard hoodie with ears