(600 Words)Ke$ha on Antarctica's Got Talent (first day)
Ke$ha's is a guest judge on Antarctica's Got Talent .
She replaced the Crabeater seal as a guest judge while Gloria (the Crabeater seal) gave birth to three little pups (baby seals)
The other judges include the southern elephant seal (Manny), the Weddell seal (Mandor) and the Leopard seal (Hal)
Gloria: 
Manny: 
Mandor: 
Hal: 
Contestants:
Gloria's group:
*Ms. Seal :
*LaToothfish :
*#Team Penguinz :
Manny's group:
*Antlerz
*CrocIceFish
*The Penguin$
Mandor's group:
*Albatrozz
*Ice Fish Baby
*Bear+Wolf
Hal's group:
*P-P-POLAH BEZZ
*Imperial Hag (originally Shag)
*Bird
Tonight, the 3 contestants from each group had to sing together, so there were 4 performances.
We started off the night with Manny's group.
The crowd was ready to be blown away. The penguins had their tux on, the seals were fully dressed, the peasant humans wore large coats.
The four judges sat in their seats. Ke$ha had a large furry blue coat on.
Her hood was up, she had a red hat on, two pairs of pink gloves and a short skirt.
Manny's group
Antlerz, CrocIceFish and The Penguins$ stepped onto the stage.
Ke$ha stood up, whistled and clapped. The audience looks at her
as she screamed 'go Penguin$$$'
She sat back down and let them perform.
Their song of choice was #POP. The Penguin$ began singing 'POP FLOP B**** OBSESSED'
The penguins in the audience clapped straight away. Everyone knew this song, it was a huge hit in Antarctica.
CrocIceFish sang the chorus as The Perguin$ danced. Antlerz sang the second verse .
one of The Penguin$ was running towards CrocIceFish.
CIF was supposed to catch him but instead, he accidentally swallowed the fish.
The performance ended and the penguin got sick all over Antlerz. CIF was alive and well.
Ke$ha: I love The Penguin$! *lifts poster up in the air* *crowd cheers*
Manny: All my acts are amazing, the performance was hilarious!
Mandor: The Penguin$ have all these annoying teenage fans but they're pretty good. The other two are meh.
Hal: I love it. *continues listening to Wrapped In Red on iPod*(as promised for e437)
Gloria's group:
Ms. Seal was carried onto the stage by #TeamPenguinz.
She spit out LaToothfish when she started singing.
This song was called You W***es Are Crazy.
Ms Seal sang her own opera version of the song. We could hear several pieces of glass break in the background.
The others danced and #TeamPenguinz did a penguin pyramid.
Ke$ha: My ears hurt, I didn't know your voice was this loud Ms. Seal.
Manny: Ms. Seal, you're the vocalist of our generation.
Manador: Ms. Seal is an ugly b**** but she can sing!
Hal: I love it. *continues listening to Prism & Bangerz*
Manador's group:
Albatrozz and Ice Fish Baby fall from the sky. They begin singing Ice Ice Baby in mid-air.
Bear+Wolf hug and talk to each other on stage.
The only reason that they got this far is because they're adorable.
Ice Fish Baby and Albatrozz land using parachutes and continue singing until the end.
Ke$ha: I mean, it was ok.... but nothing special.
Manny: Ice Fish Baby!!!
Manador: You take that back K$ b****, my team is better and way more relevent. HAHA.
Hal: I love it *continues listening to Living For The Weekend*
Hal's group:
Imperial Hag squawks from above. Polah Bezz raps and Bird does the beat-box.
The performance is very smooth. Imperial Hag's instrumental is flaw free.
Polah Bezz then does the instrumental while Imperial Hag sings the chorus and bridge.
Ke$ha: I love PB and Imperial Hag, Bird is forgettable.
Manny: I love you Hag! One of the best contenders.
Manador: Now I know why they call you hag.
Hal: My group is by far the best, you guy are amazing and you will all win!
. I know they will 
My parents went out to buy things like an hour ago and they won't be back for another hour so 
Congratulations though 
