She kinda looks like Xtina in those pics

Uh... Didn't she sing "it's my party and I'll cry if I want to" just before the horse noises?

Sit your ass down. Bionic broke records with its UK #1

I don't like album threads. They're scary and unfamiliar. And as a Britney stan post 2006, albums don't exist anyway.

Pump the brakes...
So you were fan from 1993-2005 and then her 2007 realness turned you into a stan
Oh, THAAAAAAAAT's why you stan for circus. You don't appreciate In the zone during the era it's just in hindsight. gotcha
The red sea just parted and everything is clear.

You became a stan in 2006, of all times?

No. I started stanning in 1998. The current year is 2013 and therefore we are all stans post 2006. The world is post 2006 and that's the last time her albums really did anything. It was a joke. Don't be annoying.

See above. Only minus the annoying part.