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Originally posted by Chill Bill
Pressed? Rihanna has clearly accomplished more than Michael ever has.
- Rihanna has 80 million likes on Facebook.
- Rihanna has 30 million Twitter followers.
- Rihanna has 30 billion Youtube views.
- Rihanna has spent 40 cumulative weeks at #1.
- Rihanna has won every single Grammy, including Best Metal Performance and Best Classical Instrumental Solo.
- Rihanna climbed Mount Everest in a bikini.
- Rihanna killed the Jabberwock and posted a picture of its head on Instagram.
- Rihanna was on the cover of Time Magazine.
- In fact, they renamed the magazine after her. It's now called BadGirlRiRi Magazine.
- Rihanna scored 100 points in a single basketball game.
- Rihanna won an Olympic Gold Medal in synchronized swimming.
- Rihanna is a super saiyan.
- Rihanna saved Pepperland from the Blue Meanies.
- Rihanna went back in time and punched Genghis Khan in the face.
- Rihanna discovered how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop.
- Rihanna can believe it's not butter.
- Rihanna brought balance to the force.
- Rihanna dragged Azealia Banks on Twitter.
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I mean did MJ even hit 1k followers in his peak?
A non factor if I ever seen one
Not even Azealia pays attention to him
