New Zealand’s third largest island is to be renamed after noted One Direction participant Harry Styles, thanks to an online poll.

The poll, commissioned by Land Information New Zealand, was established to coincide with the recent official naming of the country’s two largest land masses – North Island/Te Ika-a-Maui and South Island/Te Waipounamu – and sought suggestions from the public for a similar name for Stewart Island.

But rather than affirm the name Stewart or provide a new Maori name, tens of thousands of voters instead chose to honour the island with Styles’ name.

The Civilian wrote, “Styles, who was in the country over the weekend, was unavailable for comment, as he was sequestered deep inside the band’s hotel, living in perpetual fear of being eviscerated by the hormonally-charged pubescent horde waiting outside.”

http://www.thecivilian.co.nz/stewart...f-online-poll/

Amazing

KING.

living in perpetual fear of being eviscerated by the hormonally-charged pubescent horde waiting outside.”

so much power in his name.

when will your faves?

never.

omfg.

nnnn
the impact

Ugh God is so powerful.