"Everyone says I'm lying about being a virgin because I use jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina."
"I heard Cady Heron wore armbands and flip flops so I bought some armbands and flip flops" (or something like that)
"One time, she [Regina George] punched me in the face. It was AWESOME!"
Gotta love that Ginger girl! Just watched it again today!
