We are such nice people. This is an exaggeration of exactly what we've been saying...

Evan: I want to have sex with my cousin.
Us: No don't do that. That is gross.
Evan: Then what should I do.
Us: Oh I got an idea, how about you have sex with a stranger or you best friend instead. You know be a total *****.
Evan: Good idea, but I have no friends.
Us (in particular Kevin): Then do it with a stranger.

Now I'm sure Evan is going outside asking people to do that because of our advice

ATRL should volunteer in schools and teach children it's OK to have sex with total strangers.

^... but definitely not your cousin

stranger OK
Family not ok

LMAO

I can see him doing that too.

^ then he is going to come back here and say that no one wants to have sex with him

What if because of our great advices he comes back tomorrow complaining about his penis? I don't want him complaining about it.

Can't wait for Christmas to come around to see my cousin. Hopefully his Christmas present to me will be that we have sex. Seriously guys, I have a gigantic crush on him.

^ Seriously you are an attention *****

I bet if you guys had a really hot cousin, you would have a crush on him too.

Go tell your parents about your feelings right now...

Cousin

LOL this is wrong in SOOOOOOOOO many ways...

Ewww, you are so sick. Just quit.

I'm telling you! Go tell your parents how you feel right now! They'll be very happy!

^ I'm not sure, they might really be happy lol

Riiiiiight. I can just see it now.

Me: Mom, I have something to tell you.
Mom: What?
Me: I am gay and have a huge crush on Jackson.
Mom: Oh................................................ .................................................. ........................................ You're joking right?
Me: Okay, bye. No I'm not joking.

...didnt you go see someone (a counselor/psychiatrist) to talk to you like i politely suggested?

No.

OK so you don't want help, that's good. I can see your problems getting better already

your really ****ed up, if you think your cousin is hot then i guess that ok but still weriddd but wanting to **** them is on a whole another level. if you want attention write about something else thats not about ****en your cousin, or go on some online chatroom.
let's say he was gay and you somehow manged to get it off with him, do you have any idea how awkard it would be after that day?