Slaying effortlessly while sharing his personal experiences. It sounds like something Angelina could do, but she is busy trying to erase her past along with her Billy Bob's tattoos.

Don't hate on Katy when she has made better music than Rihanna has with her past two albums

Bitches in heat have more class.

I really got you there, you even made a cute nickname "Crackpipe Uranus" hahahaha keep waiting for that Best Actress Oscar, it will come when Leo gets his.

NoooOOo!!

According to google he is 1.65cm
Sad that you had to resort to OD jokes tho...

https://www.google.com.br/search?q=bruno+mars+heigh&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozillat-BRfficial&client=firefox-a&channel=fflb&gws_rd=cr&ei=FSRBUvfWCIyC9QSRo4HYBg #channel=fflb&q=bruno+mars+height&rls=org.mozilla: pt-BRfficial&spell=1

Katy wanting to be like James Brown, Michael Jackson, Prince

But obviously I don't hate on Katy simpleton since I just brought up and complimented her music!
Just got my life to Light as a Feather and Go Away

Katy is talentless.

So we can joke about overdose but we can't talk about abortions/miscarriages?

and Bruno.

Obviously you do since you're calling her ugly. Who are you to talk hiding behind a Rihanna avi. You need to switch that avi up to something more fitting like Kesha circa 2010, boo.

MJ, Prince, James Brown = Bruno

She looks super cute.
Katy has to be the worst dancer (pop girls) I've seen.

Bitch is serving us Kids bop realness.